Archive for February, 2008

Email, Sex, and Online Dating

February 17th, 2008 | Category: Online Adult Dating

Email, sex, and online dating.  Communication skills are always a plus, whether it be online or offline, in getting yourself some action from horny women.  Believe it or not, women don’t think like men, and if you’re an ignoramus you’ll soon find that you’re not getting as much pussy as you can because of that fact.  I’m not saying that you need to be a great communicator, but you need some basics to get by.  Now these are some of the rules that I follow and they seem to work pretty decently:

Be mysterious – that’s right, when you’re emailing a woman don’t give out everything on the first email.  She doesn’t need to know your favorite color, she doesn’t need to know that your favorite food is nachos, these things are boring and mundane.  You want to keep emails somewhat short, babbling too much is not a good thing, and you want to make sure that she has all these questions about you.  These things that she must discover on her own.  Silly, but they feel like they’ve accomplished something then by discovering your secrets.

Be attentive – this means remembering the useless junk that they say to you.  I know, but you want to screw her and it doesn’t help if you accidentially mess up her hobbies / interests with another woman you’re trying to nail.  Honestly, I just keep a little file on each woman I’m pursuing…it just makes it easier to keep notes on them.  Nothing kills your chances at sex then screwing up some information.

Don’t over-extend yourself – Too many women ends up getting confusing and time consuming.  I’d rather have fewer women and a higher percentage of scoring.

Play it cool – don’t be needy.  If you stop and look at what you wrote to her, if you sound pathetic in any way, delete the email and start again.  Personally I save the needy routine for when I want a quick fuck, but you pull it out only after being cool.  If you start off needy, it just is pathetic all over, but if you pull the needy card at the right moment…it can really do some wonderous things for you.

Cold read your potential fuck.  Check her out, read her profile carefully, and understand what makes her tick.  Read her emails, learn what routines will work on her, and realize that each woman has a different thing that will set them off.

Finally, just do it.  Learn by doing.  Join a site like this and just keep swinging.  Fail a few times, it won’t kill you, but learn from your failures and successes.  Soon you’ll have an online persona that will get you a decent amount of slutty online dating wenches into your bed for real.

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Webcam Sex

February 01st, 2008 | Category: Online Adult Dating

WebcamWebcam sex is definitely the first step in virtual fucking.  It’s nowhere near the real thing, but it’s pretty damn enjoyable when there’s nothing else to be had late at night when you’re horny and just want to stroke your dick to something better than some pics or videos.  I’m a member of a few adult dating sites and you can’t imagine how easy it is to find someone willing to do a webcam show for you for free.  This busty hotty to the left calls herself Bliss.  Well, she’s going to be one of my future fucks, I just know it, and we’re already planning on meeting, but one night I was a bit horny and she was online so I decided to get a free webcam sex show from her.  It wasn’t that hard to do.

The conversation ran pretty normal as we chatted online.  Slowly I directed the conversation towards sex and our planned meeting (it’s coming up in a few months, I’ll make sure to tell you all about it).  I then called her on one of those online telephony things so we could maybe have a cheap version of phonesex.  A little talking led to a lot of action and she’s the submissive type that wanted to please me.

I asked her first if she had a webcam, she was nervous and said yes…that was pretty much her signing herself off to doing a show for me.  The second a woman admits that she has a webcam realize immediately that you’ll be able to have a webcam sex show.  At first I followed the rules, just told her I wanted to look at her as she talked.  You don’t want to scare her off by saying what you really want.  Complimenting her, that was the next phase, telling her how beautiful she is, telling her things that might be completely untrue, but you want her to feel special.  Quickly it got to the taking off her clothes to satisfy all my desires.

While I’ll say webcam sex isn’t as good as the real thing, this one was pretty damn good.  So, if you want to have a little fun online, click here and join this online dating site.  You won’t be disappointed

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